My Buddy Daktari

Report Date: August 22, 2008

Well…. Well…. Well……

Friday morning O’dark thirty and Barnie is waiting
For me at Wally world. Park the Demon hauler load my
Stuff in Barnie’s Truck and call MoJo down the road to
let him know we are on the way…

We meet up with him and Steve in Slidell and aw…
Barnie and Steve are gone……

MoJo and I start poking down the road with a boat
that is hopp’n like a Pogo stick!!!!

Anyway drive drive drive
And we arrive in Leeville put the boats in the water
Everyone gets squared away and we take off…..
Get out on the open water and the wind is frisky.
The Bay Ranger is pounding it right through….
But Mojo and myself are getting our fillings
Knocked slap the F out!!!!!!!

TM Broke
Jackplate borderline broke
Cupholders……. Gone
Fire extinguisher…barely holding on
GPS….. been in a fight with Tyson

Forgot to tell ya but we are in mojo’s old boat….

Strap the TM down with a rope and press on
Pick our way through the marsh (cause the ride is mo bettah)
But when we arrive we didn’t find what we were looking for.
(ran outta time)

Mojo does a # on the boat when we get back to camp.
And we are ready to run to Delacroix…

70+ mi of Locks Rocks Rain and Waterspouts
O’ and did I forget the mighty Mississippi and
some wonderful marsh and well heads!!!!

But that’s all we had to go on.. MoJo’s been catch’n em
And MoJo gave us a 70% chance at a 15 lb stringer.
Flop the river card!.......

2…B cont.

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